The Evils of 2D

We have proof of the evils of 2D. Look at this filth that they are sneaking into our childrens movies. This is a frame grab from the Care Bears movie. An innocent kids film? Or a Hotbed of sado-masochistic pornography infecting the youth of america?!? 2D, you make me sick! You'll never find smut like this in a 3D film, no sir!

America, the X and Y Axis of evil have been overcome

The Evil Doers have shown themselves to be cowards when facing the almighty power that is the third dimension.

Tim's Opus

From Tim

2D is gettin' their asses handed to them!!

Slap!

3D has come to kick ass and chew bubble gum

And we're all out of bubble gum.

The rules of 2D vs 3D

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to 2D vs. 3D.
Here are the rules.

Rule #1. You do not talk about 2D vs. 3D.

Rule #2. You do NOT talk about 2D vs 3.....no I'm sorry, I got that wrong. Rule #2 is, no smoking.

Rule #3, ignore rule number 1. Please tell anyone you think might be interested.

And the fourth and final rule. If this is your first time at 2D vs. 3D......you have to fight.


Choose your side.
Anything goes.

May the best dimension win.

3D is kickin' ass. Where is 2D?

2D is letting us down. We came here for a fight, but we're getting a massacre!! yeeee!




Click It and Stick It!

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Most 3D is stiff and unappealing, let's be honest - it's almost like they can't SEE the difference. That's where I thought 2D could help... ;)

I hope other people take to this theme. There's nothin' I like more than good ol' fashioned down home violence!

Always better, says me!

Click Me!!

So that's how it's gonna be

I see. 3D takes out 2D in their own home field, and 2D goes and uses the same strategy. Well, my 2D friends, the gloves are off! I'm gonna have to show you what 3D can do in Z-space. Be ready, cause it's coming!

And 2D strikes back.

Two dimensions of cool; no dimensions of suck.

It HAS begun!

The first two blows have been thrown by the 3D side. Suck on this 2D!!




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